When You Don't Know Anybody or Anything You Have to Make it Up

Documents leaked from the EU's premier brick wall against which to bang your head, the Lisbon Implementation whilst Maintaining a Pretence of Fair, Amiable Governance, have shown, that in the event of another No vote by those 'bloody ungrateful paddies,' Brussel's Satsumas have not ruled out the Unclear Option.

This will involve the guaranteed, one hundred percent dismissal of the result (on the grounds that they didn't win) and the deployment of GPS guided stern looks and tutting barrages (of a ferocity not seen in civilised society since Mrs O'Murphy twice won the big prize down at the bingo hall where her son was manager) against all parties who supported the No Vote until they slink shamefacedly away and reconsider the concept of 'democratic will; as it should apply to the union'.

Apart from the Grandmother market likely experiencing a flurry of panic selling just prior to any pro Union news stories in the MSM the man on the street can expect the continued non-creation of the office of Feuhrer to continue to have absolutely no noticeable effect on his day to day life (why change a good thing?), unless he is naive enough to purchase some French cheese from one of those poxed up weekly Euro markets, although this has long been a constant peril for the unwary or adventurous shopper and those darn Frenchies were probably already spitting in it before you voted No the first time.

After a decent period of time (although achieving any semblance of decency will likely require a total reality inversion after already ignoring the result twice), strategists will decide whether they try to bribe, delude or just scare the bejayzus out of the Irish when another referendumb is scheduled...